…If He’s Not Marrying You;
I used to think that I’d never been dumped. Yeah, but then we compared notes and then we realized, Wait a second, we’ve both been dumped by every man we’ve ever been with. Every one. But, they do it so skillfully, just so sneaky, that you think it was your idea. Yeah your sitting back, oh oh oh but wait a second why am I alone? Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds? They jedi mind trick you, you know what I’m saying? They send you a soft pass. They got the little lines they like to tell you. Like, Oh I don’t want to stand in your way, or you’re perfect! I just have to work on myself, I’m just thinking of your happiness, oh I don’t deserve you, I’m so jealous of the guy that gets to marry with you. Well that could have been you, that’s what I was leaning towards. And let me tell you something, the second you’ve heard that, go to the store and get yourself some ribs and some ice creams because you just have been dumped.
