…If He’s Not Calling You;
Ok, I have a question. Why did they even invent caller ID? It’s like, who is this service helping? I mean for centuries… ok maybe not centuries, but for alot alot of years people have been answering their phone and not knowing who it is. And as far as I know, no ones died from that. And it’s like, if the police want to know who placed a call uh they can trace it. I mean what am I, the police? This constant obsession with needing to know who’s calling all the time is like so gross, like you pick up the phone and then you know. It’s like… look, all I’m saying is if a guy doesn’t call me, I would like to reserve the right to call him in 15 minute intervals until he picks up. But, you know if he looks down and sees my numbers hes gonna think I’m some kind of psycho or something. Which I’m not… obviously.
